Whimsical Me

breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

darrenfartspuppies:

REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES”
REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE”
REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS”
REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED”
REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE”
REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”

(via reapingtribute)

attractive boy: hi i'm famous

attractive boy: hi i'm gay

attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag

attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age

attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend

attractive boy: hi i don't like you back

attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet

attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist

attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

I can’t understand teens nowadays.

i-like-pigeons:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids, via fuckyeahloldemort)

-makemesmile:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(Source: zeldea, via 321mashup)